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It turns back to normal with a minute!

*The next poster will be send into space!*

*nothing happens to me because CAM does nothing but avoid getting hurt and therefore has lost all capability of hurting any other members.*

Next poster is milked. (yes, milked like in milking a cow)

And nothing happens to me after that too!

*The next poster will be sink into deep sea!*

*gives up all hope that CAM will ever get the message* You know what, I'm just going to ignore your posts in this topic.

Next poster will be stuck in a three-way with CAM and Reverse.

Paradox, as usual. c_c

Next poster will be knocked out by weird spikey caterpillars...and fed to man-eating flowers

Wait, what is this fro- AUGH! IT'S SHARP! SHARP AND POINTY AND HURTY! WAUGH!!! THE FLOWER'S GOT MY LEG!!! HELP M-*crunch crunch crunch*

The next poster steps on the third rail of a subway line. *ka'sizzle*

Train crashes into the poster

*To Yuki-Onna: I don't know what you are talking about! But I think your attitude has been changes towards me! You don't even tell what what's going on with you and me!*

***Fine then! The next poster will be ended up inside a Subway!***

FYI: Reverse has been playing Metroid Fusion. XD

The next poster has to clean up the mess that was me during subway rush hour...

Well, it's because you never ever bother to take any damage. The topic is called "HURT the next poster" but you're just too much of a cheater to ever. get. HURT.

Hope that cleared things up a little.

And in case you don't even know what "poster" means, it does not mean poster like a movie poster, it means "one who posts" or in other words "One who posts a reply" or to break it down even more "One who replies." Did you get all that, bub?

*ahem*

*carts away what's left of QM in a wagon*

God, I can't believe this Mad Scientist I work for. All I get is "Yuki, go for dead bodies." or "Yuki, go for brains." What a jerk. I can see why that hunchbacked guy quit. (If you don't get the reference, then you're stupid.)

Next poster must shave with a lawnmower.

Now that's just cruel.
Ah, well, I'm off to my facial reconstruction surgery...

The next poster shall have an anvil dropped on his head.